By Rebecca

Yes, I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage.  And honestly, anyone who has
taken a moment to consider the nature of religious belief, scientific inquiry, and the
difference between them has probably also felt his presence.  That’s right, this
month we’re talking about the deliciously delightful Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster looks just the way his name implies, like a ball of
spaghetti with eye stalks.  There is much debate as to what kind of pasta the FSM is
made of, with Westerners leaning towards wheat.  Of course, he is rarely seen,
leading to the belief that he is invisible.  His self proclaimed Prophet, Bobby
Henderson, said that the FSM first appeared to him in 2005 as a response to a
decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of
intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution.  This leads many to think
the FSM is a new found deity, but since he appeared to Henderson, the FSM has
been traced back further into history, most notably the glory days of pirates.  Pirates
are in fact the FSM’s chosen people, which is why one of the holy days for
Pastafarians is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.  

Many claim that the FSM is fake, but a visit to
www.venganza.org shows that the
FSM has many academic endorsements.  Last time I checked, no other deity had
academic endorsements!  Another moment of validation was in 2007 when three
talks concerning the FSM were given at American Academy of Religion's annual
meeting in San Diego.
Magical Buffet Mythology: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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